Sunday 9 February 2020

THE KENILWORTH DUNNY


Gosh, who could believe the headlines? - Kenilworth's designer dunny touted to become town's tourist magnet. How low can one go? Well, not as low as this apparently, as the site chosen for this delightful curiosity is land that floods. Yes, this means that the unfinished ‘basket’ idea – dare one mention ‘basket case’? - has to be raised on a stump and accessed by a long ramp. Are the toilets to be drop dunnies? Might this function be an added attraction for folk who have never used one?


The Kenilworth 'basket' toilet

There was an astonishing mix of concepts and solutions submitted for this competition. The winning scheme had to be so intriguing an idea that tourists will flock to little Kenilworth, just to get a glimpse if this astonishment. Can one believe it? It seems that the idea is to catch the popular imagination. Might the advert on the roadside hoarding be: Eh! Drop into Kenilworth? The proposition is that something unusual, much better if it is outrageous, will attract attention, and become a 'tourist attraction,' something like the Big Pineapple. Is the driving concept: 'seeing is believing'? Here, instead of some enormous, eye-catching sculpture like the bull at Rockhampton, and the ram at Goulburn, the practical, Queensland country mind has seemingly argued that the ‘attraction’ be made a functional installation too – in this case, a loo. Where else in the world . . . well, it has happened in New Zealand.




The  Hundertwasser  toilet, New Zealand.



The whole thing beggars belief. Apparently the competition - yes there was one with 180 entries competing for a prize of $10,000 - was inspired by the New Zealand Hundertwasser toilet, that rather quirky, pretty public facility that is so strange that it does draw folk in, reportedly 250,000 a year: see - https://www.abc.net.au/news/2019-03-06/kenilworth-toilet-tourism-plan/10874850 and https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hundertwasser_Toilets and https://www.news.com.au/news/this-new-zealand-public-toilet-lures-in-thousands-of-tourists/news-story/c065e3f62c566b079f3df006cc5a7c97 The difference is that it was not planned to do this. To aim to construct a loo with this unique intent, is a very strange ambition. Why not seek quality in more civic circumstances that could encourage, enrich, and attract just by being there, rather than building yet another bit if diversionary entertainment for the bucket list of life, just to WOW! ?


Having accepted the idea, one has to then ask why the project has been located in a floodplain, and why the required access ramp is so crude in its resolution that looks like a wooden walkway with a low school fence? Why not make it a Frank Lloyd Wright Guggenheim spiral building?# As it is, the price, even reduced from $890,000, is said to be $600,000, seemingly enough for some playful ramps. ‘Pushing shit uphill’ comes to mind. Why end up with the spiky, unfinished ‘basket case’ accessed by a long, straight, mundane ramp, when there really were no constraints to madness? Apparently the idea of the form is Kenilworth's ‘unfinished history.’ Isn’t all history unfinished? In another sense, all history is complete: it's all history after all. Creating symbols is difficult indeed, especially with dunnies. It could be said to be ‘a real shit of a job!’


Why not construct a walk-in goat? Isn't Kenilworth known for its cheeses? The Big Cow and the Big Sheep have been used elsewhere, so the goat might do. What games could be played with such an open brief? One wonders: why a basket?


The Big Prawn, Ballina, Australia
The world has become a madhouse, seeking things unusual and strange in the hope of getting tourists to come and spend their money. Once upon a time, ordinary places were so special that folk would travel to experience the ambience. Now places are seeking to become anything bespoke, uniquely different in the self-conscious, manipulating hope of catching some stranger's interest.


"Hey. Let's go to Kenilworth to see the dunny," appears to be the desired reaction of the masses seeking something to do with their lives. If the idea fails to attract, perhaps mother nature might place pressures on some to turn up and try the facilities.



One is left wondering: will this complex come complete with its interpretation centre, cafe and gift shop? One can already see the dunny key rings; the dunny T-shirts; the dunny joke books; the history of dunnies; the book on redbacks; the dunny jewellery for the bracelet; and more: the tour guide book of Kenilworth dunnies; Mr Crapper's designs; . . . everything every tourist would die for.

The classic Australian dunny.


Kenilworth can't claim to be 'home of the Big Dunny,' as this title has already been reserved by Dunedoo. Maybe it can be the 'home of the 'Art Dunny'? Can one take pride in that? Well, apparently, yes. Google ‘dunny’ and look at the hundreds of images. At least something has stirred the Aussie interest. The problem with names is their association. 'Art' is a little too close to the rhyming 'f' word.

The Big Dunny has already been proposed, perhaps appropriately, at Dunedoo (illustration of scheme).

The Sydney Opera House - the subject of a competition;
now listed as a World Heritage site.


It is more than ironic that this is one of the very few architectural competitions since the Sydney Opera House made them so unpopular with governments. It is a position that has been reinforced by Melbourne’s Federation Square, also the result of a competition; but it seems that a dunny will catch any Aussie’s attention, and deserves to be the subject of a competition, irrespective of costs. As a cultural expression of the era, this seems to be about right.

Federation Square, the outcome of a competition.


Lerwick Public Toilet

On dunnies elsewhere: the Lerwick public toilet offers an example of how the dunny can be a serious piece of civic infrastructure: see - https://voussoirs.blogspot.com/2015/11/lerwick-public-toilet-planning-place.html  It is a truly difficult challenge. The Kenilworth competition reveals how easy it is to be 'outrageous' in architecture; how truly difficult it is to do good, everyday, ordinary work. Do we see here the Aussie interest in things faecal and expressive: "Awe, shit mate." “Awesome”? Perhaps not; but the situation does highlight the problem of tourism in our era; the search for impressive distractions that can bring in the money for the 'easy' life: see – http://springbrooklocale.blogspot.com/2012/06/who-or-what-is-tourist.html and https://voussoirs.blogspot.com/2019/01/tourism-city-comes-to-town.html  These attractions seem to be developed as alternatives to living off the sheep's back, now that the heady days of quick grazing profits in our 'lucky country' have passed.

Under construction; out of its basket.

One wonders what the local nickname for this project will be? The Golden Crown? No, that sounds like a pub. Australians are very shrewd with their public naming, being appropriately sarcastic with monikers that arise organically from the community.


# It appears that the early sketches did propose such a suave ramp that seems to have been removed to make savings. The pool looks like it too became a cost saving, along with the sundry staves framing the path and marking other nearby zones - see illustration above. These changes have left the new dunny stranded on the floodplain, alone, looking slightly embarrassed, like an alien craft that has just been discovered.

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